Walker in the Suburbs sends out no newsletters and keeps no lists. It accepts no followers and receives no comments. This is because Walker in the Suburbs is published on a hopelessly outdated template that its author hasn’t the time to upgrade or change.

But there is a silver lining. Walker in the Suburbs will not be sending you an email asking you to update your privacy settings. It will not be worrying too much about the European Union’s GDRP, which I had to Google to spell out — that would be the General Data Protection Regulation plan.

Walker in the Suburbs is not quite as outdated as my old phone pictured here. But it’s definitely in a digital backwater. 

Simplicity has its rewards.